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Understanding the Stimulus Bill

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:10:30 GMT

Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, “I don’t understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?”

Paris Hilton's First Time

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:11:49 GMT

Paris claims to have been 15, and the media reports that it was with a transvestite. Well, perhaps....

Liberal Confusion

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:24:01 GMT

How do you know when your liberal friends are full of bologna?

Kerry the Comedian

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:56:52 GMT

The real joke is John Kerry claiming that he botched a joke. Nevertheless, I offer up a few "Stuck in Iraq" jokes to prove that my comedic abilities are vastly superior to those exhibited by John Kerry.

Paris Hilton: Space Cadet

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:55:55 GMT

As private space travel inches closer to reality, celebrities are lining up to pay big bucks for a short ride into orbit. Rumors suggest that Madonna, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Dave Navarro, Prince Harry, Brad Pit, Stephen Hawking, and William Shatner are all interested in a short trip off planet Earth.

Publishing Meat?

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:17:51 GMT

It was close to this time last year that my entrepreneurial spirit and attraction to the bizarre led me to publish debatable insights on a business model baked like a Peruvian delicacy. A delicious display of bovine patriotism once again has me hankerin’ for some Fiesta Pig.

FLASH: Bush-Hussein Secret Meeting Caught On Tape

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:39:01 GMT

Inaniloquent.com reporter TimBob has secured verifiable evidence of top secret meeting. See the video here.

An Answer To The Age Old Question

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:44:49 GMT

I've heard people ask the question for years, "Why do they have braille on a drive-up ATM?" I think I may have found the answer.

Awaiting Sharon Stone's Payment

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:06:11 GMT

Actress Sharon Stone made an offer today to anybody who can bring peace to the Middle East. Usually, I ignore the Hollywood types when they start to think they are politicians... but this time, Sharon Stone may deserve a bit of my attention.

Today's Laugh

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:12:05 GMT

For a good chuckle…

Beauregard Sheehan

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:36:36 GMT

Harvey at IMAO has stumbled upon an uncanny similarity...

Caption This!

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:40:02 GMT

Every so often a picture is worth more than a thousand words, even if those words mean nothing. This picture of Bush and Sharon was captured just so that you could write your own caption. Take a look and give us your best.

I Am Who?

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:29:19 GMT

Brian J. Noggle pointed in the direction of the “Classic Leading Man Test,” and I took the bait. Luckily, I am not Jimmy Stewart either. If you prefer not to define yourself as a leading man, you may try the “Classic Dames Test” instead.

Humans On Display

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:44:24 GMT

The London Zoo has opened an exhibit entitled “The Human Zoo,” featuring five women and three men in their “natural environment."

The Battle of the Sexes

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 03:04:08 GMT

The battle of the sexes continues as researchers in the UK claim that scientific tests prove that men are more intelligent than women.

Fiesta Pigs are Good!

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 04:51:59 GMT

When life’s commotion becomes overbearing, it sometimes helps to toss a little tongue-in-cheek humor into the mix. I spent an evening chuckling to myself as I contemplated a bizarre twist to the familiar factory-farming concept. Ever eaten a Guinea Pig?

Your True Astrology Sign

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 02:53:03 GMT

You may think you know your astrology sign, but quizilla can correct you.

Apple Innovates!

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:01:49 GMT

Apple Computer has done it again. With a stroke of genius from the creative mind of Steve Jobs comes a revolutionary new computer pointing device.

Bush Responds to London Bombings

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:47:37 GMT

Bush challenges terrorists. Tells them to “Bring it on.”

Microsoft Analyst Woos the Women

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 05:49:48 GMT

San Jose State University recently held its 23rd annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest. Entrants came from as far away as Australia, Israel, and the U.K. The award for “Worst Passage of Prose” went to a Microsoft quantitative analyst named Dan McKay.

Open Source Comics

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:31:02 GMT

Love or hate ‘em, Eric Raymond, Richard Stallman, and Linux Torvalds make hilarious comic strip characters. …assuming you are of the ultra-geek persuasion and already know who they are.

Masks Count Too!

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:44:17 GMT

Brian J. Noggle this morning gives us all a little laugh by catching a comical contradiction in the media. Or was the media just reporting a contradiction delivered by the police? The title of the article seems to pass the blame…

Looking Good at Work

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 04:46:20 GMT

10 ways to Look Better at work…

Stumpy and His Wife – An Old Joke

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:23:25 GMT

Light-hearted humor for the weekend...

Super Bush Saving Social Security

contact@inaniloquent.com (Inaniloquent.com Administrator) — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 06:49:12 GMT

Whether you appreciate my alliteration or not, this should make you chuckle…