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 Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Understanding the Stimulus Bill
Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, “I don’t understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?”
2/24/2009 10:10:30 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Friday, March 30, 2007
Paris Hilton's First Time
Paris claims to have been 15, and the media reports that it was with a transvestite. Well, perhaps....
3/30/2007 10:11:49 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Monday, November 06, 2006
Liberal Confusion
How do you know when your liberal friends are full of bologna?
11/6/2006 1:24:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Kerry the Comedian
The real joke is John Kerry claiming that he botched a joke. Nevertheless, I offer up a few "Stuck in Iraq" jokes to prove that my comedic abilities are vastly superior to those exhibited by John Kerry.
11/1/2006 4:56:52 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Monday, October 02, 2006
Paris Hilton: Space Cadet
As private space travel inches closer to reality, celebrities are lining up to pay big bucks for a short ride into orbit. Rumors suggest that Madonna, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Dave Navarro, Prince Harry, Brad Pit, Stephen Hawking, and William Shatner are all interested in a short trip off planet Earth.
10/2/2006 10:55:55 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Publishing Meat?
It was close to this time last year that my entrepreneurial spirit and attraction to the bizarre led me to publish debatable insights on a business model baked like a Peruvian delicacy. A delicious display of bovine patriotism once again has me hankerin’ for some Fiesta Pig.
8/2/2006 1:17:51 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Tuesday, March 14, 2006
FLASH: Bush-Hussein Secret Meeting Caught On Tape
Inaniloquent.com reporter TimBob has secured verifiable evidence of top secret meeting. See the video here.
3/14/2006 12:39:01 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Friday, March 10, 2006
An Answer To The Age Old Question
I've heard people ask the question for years, "Why do they have braille on a drive-up ATM?" I think I may have found the answer.
3/10/2006 10:44:49 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [1]  | 
 Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Awaiting Sharon Stone's Payment
Actress Sharon Stone made an offer today to anybody who can bring peace to the Middle East. Usually, I ignore the Hollywood types when they start to think they are politicians... but this time, Sharon Stone may deserve a bit of my attention.
3/8/2006 6:06:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Today's Laugh
For a good chuckle…
2/14/2006 1:12:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Sunday, February 05, 2006
Beauregard Sheehan
Harvey at IMAO has stumbled upon an uncanny similarity...
2/5/2006 3:36:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Caption This!
Every so often a picture is worth more than a thousand words, even if those words mean nothing. This picture of Bush and Sharon was captured just so that you could write your own caption. Take a look and give us your best.
10/26/2005 5:40:02 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [1]  | 
 Tuesday, August 30, 2005
I Am Who?
Brian J. Noggle pointed in the direction of the “Classic Leading Man Test,” and I took the bait. Luckily, I am not Jimmy Stewart either. If you prefer not to define yourself as a leading man, you may try the “Classic Dames Test” instead.
8/30/2005 11:29:19 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Sunday, August 28, 2005
Humans On Display
The London Zoo has opened an exhibit entitled “The Human Zoo,” featuring five women and three men in their “natural environment."
8/28/2005 9:44:24 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [1]  | 
 Friday, August 26, 2005
The Battle of the Sexes
The battle of the sexes continues as researchers in the UK claim that scientific tests prove that men are more intelligent than women.
8/26/2005 10:04:08 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Fiesta Pigs are Good!
When life’s commotion becomes overbearing, it sometimes helps to toss a little tongue-in-cheek humor into the mix. I spent an evening chuckling to myself as I contemplated a bizarre twist to the familiar factory-farming concept. Ever eaten a Guinea Pig?
8/17/2005 11:51:59 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [1]  | 
 Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Your True Astrology Sign
You may think you know your astrology sign, but quizilla can correct you.
8/2/2005 9:53:03 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
Apple Innovates!
Apple Computer has done it again. With a stroke of genius from the creative mind of Steve Jobs comes a revolutionary new computer pointing device.
8/2/2005 8:01:49 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [3]  | 
 Monday, August 01, 2005
Bush Responds to London Bombings
Bush challenges terrorists. Tells them to “Bring it on.”
8/1/2005 11:47:37 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Saturday, July 30, 2005
Microsoft Analyst Woos the Women
San Jose State University recently held its 23rd annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest. Entrants came from as far away as Australia, Israel, and the U.K. The award for “Worst Passage of Prose” went to a Microsoft quantitative analyst named Dan McKay.
7/30/2005 12:49:48 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Friday, July 29, 2005
Open Source Comics
Love or hate ‘em, Eric Raymond, Richard Stallman, and Linux Torvalds make hilarious comic strip characters. …assuming you are of the ultra-geek persuasion and already know who they are.
7/29/2005 7:31:02 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Thursday, June 30, 2005
Masks Count Too!
Brian J. Noggle this morning gives us all a little laugh by catching a comical contradiction in the media. Or was the media just reporting a contradiction delivered by the police? The title of the article seems to pass the blame…
6/30/2005 10:44:17 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
 Saturday, June 11, 2005
Looking Good at Work
10 ways to Look Better at work…
6/11/2005 11:46:20 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
Stumpy and His Wife – An Old Joke
Light-hearted humor for the weekend...
6/11/2005 9:23:25 PM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  | 
Super Bush Saving Social Security
Whether you appreciate my alliteration or not, this should make you chuckle…
6/11/2005 1:49:12 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #     |  Comments [0]  |